The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.