I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.