Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
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