What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
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