Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
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