Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
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