Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.