What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
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