What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
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