What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
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