What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
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