I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
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