Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
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