How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
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