I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
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