The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
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