Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.