What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
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