Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.