When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
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