What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
The huddle is real
We’ll have a ball.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
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