How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
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