Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
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