Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
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