What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
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