What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
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