Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?
Got any Texan in you?
I'll fall for you like a blind roofer.
You're hotter than a tin roof in August.
You're hotter than asphalt on a summer day.
Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.
I don't need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.
Ropes, spurs, leather, gloves; even if I weren't a cowboy, yer talking about a good time.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
You're under arrest! For stealing my heart.
Country girl gets work done and ain't afraid to get her hands dirty.
Roses are red. Mud is brown. Country music up. Tailgate down.
Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but your truck is hot, Can I ride maybe?
I bet your father was a good farmer, because you one fine hoe.
Oh, baby, when I'm around you I can't think straight.
The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?
I'm a tan legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo?
Ain't nothing in the whole wide world like a Southern Girl.
Are you and your friend interested in a little team roping?
Are you from Tennessee? Because baby, you're the only 10 I see.
Happy trails to you, till we meet again.
Howdy, need a ride?
Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi.
I won this belt buckle.
Wanna see my scars?
You know how they say everything's bigger in Texas?
You're finer than a frog hair split four ways.
I hope you've good balance, because you'll be riding bareback all night.
Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.
Ain't no rodeo clown that can keep me off you, baby.
I can give you the wildest rodeo ride...
That's right, I said 'AND the horse you rode in on.'
Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.
You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
Me and You. Country music, cowboy boots, and pickup trucks.
The difference between me and Django... This D ain't silent.
You know, when I said "Howdy Cowgirl," I didn't think it would work.
No need to be alarmed ma'am. That's not a pistol in my pocket.I'm damn happy to see you.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the cowboy and you can be my horse, that way I get to ride you all day!
Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.
Them calves of yours could use some ropin'.
You lost, ma'am? Heaven's a ways away from here.
I was just helping that sheep over a fence...
Here's my number, call me when you need a few bucks.
Don't flatter yourself cowboy. I was staring at your truck.
You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle.
Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.-
Wanna put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.
I ain't ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.
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