Tracks Jokes

I invented a device that can stop a snake in its tracks.
It's made of asphalt.
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.
I was so embarrassed when my wife found me playing with my son’s train set that I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Why are the railroad tracks angry? Because people are always crossing them.
How can you tell a train just went by? A. You can see it’s tracks!
I know someone who tried to run away after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.

Those who steal trains must have a loco–motive!
I know someone who tried to runway after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
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