The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.