What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.