If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!