What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!