You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.