The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.