The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.