In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.