When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
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