Before I became a dad, I was terrified I wouldn't know how to be a good one. Oddly enough, it turns out, it's in my blood - I come from a long line of fathers.
Why are blood physicians so rich?
Because blood cells.
What did the patient say after that gave blood?
I feel drained.
Don't you just hate it when it's 212 degrees outside? It really just makes my blood boil.
What do you call a fraternity member who likes to drink the blood of goats?
A chupacabro.
Donating blood can be A-positive experience
But sometimes it can B-negative.
My son was injected with poisoned blood from a person from Finland
He said "I am finnished."
My doctor forgot to document my blood type.
It was a typo.
What do you call a barbecued, blood-sucking insect?
Mesquite-o.
My friend has an insect parasite that can't stop fidgeting as it sucks blood.
He has a nervous tick.
A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
I took a blood test today
It was easy. I got A+, and I didn't even have to study!
What blood type does a pessimist have?
B Negative
What do you call a blood vessel that's mad with power?
A Megalovieniac.
Why did the blood sucking insect learn Latin?
It wanted to be a Roman-tic
Son: What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?
Dad: Their effort goes in vein.
What do you call a crazy blood-sucking parasite?
A lunatick!
I went to the Red Cross to donate blood.
They threw me out and said "We don't want your type here!"
My son asked me why our sailboat is named Blood
I yelled back: "Because it’s a bloody vessel!"
So my blood test came back positive.
Turns out I’m full of the stuff.
Did you know you can hear blood flowing close to the skin?
You just have to listen varicosely.
Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
At least he told us to be positive.
I hate going to the doctor because all he does is suck blood from my neck.
Do NOT go see Dr. Acula!
What do you call a deer that feeds on the blood of others?
Vlad the impala.
What do you call a glass of pig’s blood?
Swine.
What did one deoxygenated blood cell say to the other?
We're all in vain.
What do you say when two red blood cells get married?
Coagulations!
what do doctors use to draw blood?
A needle?
No, a red crayon!
You know what really makes my blood boil?
The vacuum of space.
I was terrified by the results of my blood test
But my doctor just said B positive
I'm so Midwestern, it's in my blood
I'm type Ohp!-ositive
what does goblin's blood consist of?
A hemogoblin
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