What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
What do you call a martial artist who injured his leg?
Bruised Knee.
Why did the blood sucking insect learn Latin?
It wanted to be a Roman-tic
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
"Dying to have fun."
A golfer had a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital. He was on a fairway to heaven.
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
Why is the left cerebral cortex always wrong?
Because it was never in the rgiht.
My sister asked me to hand her lipstick but i handed her a glue stick instead
She still won’t talk to me
When is a synapse like a tree?
When it is pruned.
I'm so Midwestern, it's in my blood
I'm type Ohp!-ositive
How did the gambler know his hand would stink?
Because he was holding deuces.
A friend of mine lost the right side of of his brain in a car accident, but he wouldn’t stop drinking and driving.
No one in their right mind would do that.
Well, you have to hand it to relay runners, don't you?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What do you call it when a cardiology student flunks out?
Heart failure.
Did you hear about the bear with the bad heart?
It went into kodiak arrest.
I heard a heart wrenching story recently.
A car mechanic became a cardiac surgeon.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
A person without arms and a knife in their mouth is still technically armed,
but only to the teeth.
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
What do you call a toddler running towards their mother with arms high up in the air?
A quick pick-me-up.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
What do you call a group of arms?
An army.
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
What do you call an alligator showing off his spine flexibility on the internet?
E-Reptile Disc Function
A surgeon was about to perform heart surgery when he received notice that the replacement was delivered to his house!
Home is where the heart is.
What do you say when two red blood cells get married?
Coagulations!
I banged my head on a low bridge.
Would have been ok if viaduct.
I have a heart-on for you.
What did parietal say to frontal?
"I lobe you."
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Some guy wanted to charge me a bunch of money for a second hand bouncy house.
But I wasn't sure if that was something I really wanted to jump into.
"Bone to be wild."
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
The nurse made my heart skip a beat
It was fine after she plugged the life support back in.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
Two spines are running up the hill as a hedgehog passes by them
Then one spine turns and says to the other “we missed the bus!!”
I punched my monitor and now my hand really hertz.
Why is a baby showing the top of its head during labor a significant event?
Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.
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