Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
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