The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.