The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.