What was the most popular kids' movie in Ancient Greece?
Troy Story.
What was the Romans' greatest achievement?
Learning to speak Latin!
Where did the Romans go to rent their vehicles?
Herculease.
Why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was roamin around during war.
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
What leads people to Rome?
The scents.
They want some aROMAtherapy.
Did you know the first weather report was delivered to Julius Caesar?
Hail Caesar
You're my romeboy.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts we don't serve your type!
Romeo & Juliet.doc...
...is a play on Word.
Julius Caesar's brother was the first historically known epileptic.
His name? Julius Seizure.
Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?
Why was Romeo melancholic?
Because Juliette Cantaloupe.
What did the ancient roman dad name his fat newborn?
Voluminous.
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and julius ceaser walk into a bar
He came, he saw, he conquered
Why are 40 romans funny?
Because they are XD.
Julius Caesar
But Julius is too shy to talk to her
People argue that the Romans were wrong to crucify Jesus
Personally, I think they nailed it.
What did the gangster say to Julius Cesar?
What roman never gets any dates?
Hidius
What was Julius Caesar's answer when the flooring installer asked what he wanted to do with the old floor boards?
Carpet dem.
Which roman emperor was a mouse? Julius cheeser!
It's impossible to ruin the view of the Colisseum.
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
"Toga-ther, we can rule the world!"
Doofus was the stupidest of Roman generals.
A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren't very supportive. They kept telling him to get with the times,
New Roman.
Which famous Roman suffered from hayfever?
Julius Sneezer.
What time is it Julius? 8:02 Brutus.
What was the most common sandwich in Ancient Rome?
A Plebeian J
Why was Julius Caesar the first dictator of Rome?
He was the only one with the Gaul to try it.