Why are 40 romans funny?
Because they are XD.
Everyone remembers the iconic line from the lesser known Tragedy of Julius Sneezer:
"Achoo, Brute?"
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
Who used to run pen & paper RPGs in 1st century BC Rome?
The Carpe DM
It's impossible to ruin the view of the Colisseum.
Which roman emperor was a mouse? Julius cheeser!
Romeo & Juliet.doc...
...is a play on Word.
What happens when a Roman insults a Parisian's coffee?
A French Roast.
4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
Have you heard about the roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?
Because X marks the spot
Me: Can I get XL shirts here?
Ancient Rome Shopkeeper: Are you sure you want that many shirts?
Why was Romeo melancholic?
Because Juliette Cantaloupe.
Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. "Ate dudes, Brutus?"
You know, I really liked the rule of Nero.
Rome was pretty lit at the time.
What was the Romans' greatest achievement?
Learning to speak Latin!
How did Julius Caesar like his water?
Rome temperature.
Why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was roamin around during war.
What did the ancient roman dad name his fat newborn?
Voluminous.
What did the gangster say to Julius Cesar?
Why was Julius Caesar the first dictator of Rome?
He was the only one with the Gaul to try it.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts we don't serve your type!
You know why I hate Julius Caesar jokes?
They always kill me.
Pirate ship Captain: Listen up, I need some help in writing 2 in Roman numerals.
Crew: I I captain.
What time is it Julius? 8:02 Brutus.
What do you call a depressed tick from ancient Rome?
A hopeless Roman Tick
What was the most popular kids' movie in Ancient Greece?
Troy Story.
Where did the Romans go to rent their vehicles?
Herculease.
What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?
Irritable Brawls in Rome
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