What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea