What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”