What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.