Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.