Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.