The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!