A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.