I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”