The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".