I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".