John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.