Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.