Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!