If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.