After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.