The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French