What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.