The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.