The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.