When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
What’s a Biblical happening for nuts?
“The nut-tivity.“
What happened when the onion tried to cross the bridge guarded by Gandalf? Gandalf shouted, "You shallot pass this bridge!"
What does a dragon eat with his soup? Firecrackers.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
Why do communist hate bacon?
Because it’s from capitalist pigs.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?
I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it!
What did the apple say to the almond? You're Nuts!
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
A lorry load of pears has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
"I need to re-wine my life."
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
My wife doesn't like spicy food and I think it's a cayenne shame.
How does lettuce listen to music?
Headphones.
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What's a coffee's favorite spell? Espresso Patronum.