What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!