What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!