What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
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