Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.