How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries