What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.