Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.