What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.