The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
You knead me in your loaf.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.