Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
You knead me in your loaf.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!