How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
You knead me in your loaf.