What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
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