What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.