How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.